I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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