I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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