Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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