I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
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I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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