The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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