What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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