have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
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The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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