Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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