He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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