I hate your face
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
nutella sex= disaster
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No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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