I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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