I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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