Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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