i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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