Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
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He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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