I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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