This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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