at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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