literally had 100 drinks last night.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Randomize
