What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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