I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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