her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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