OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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