And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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