You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i think i have herpe
just one?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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