Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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