Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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