You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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