I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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