ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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