BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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