It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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