Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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