with your own penis?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Randomize
