I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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