did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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