That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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