What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Green mimosas i think yes
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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