Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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