Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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