Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize
