Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She's JV to your varsity
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Randomize
