Where did you get a picture of my penis
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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