and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day