i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?