What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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