tell your sister to shave her snatch
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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