ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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