Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
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I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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