love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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