I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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