Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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