He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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