No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
How naked do you want me to be?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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